Crush

You might say Bill and Jacob had one of their first “man to man” conversations today.

It happened when Bill was getting Jacob dressed for school. It was the first day back after Christmas vacation and I guess Jacob was thinking about all the opportunities that lay ahead in the upcoming year.

He said, “Dad, (pause)…..I have a girlfriend.”

“Who is it?” Bill asked, a little surprised.

(sigh/slightly shaking his head with a little note of disgust)….“I never can remember her name.”

Spoken just like a man.